Take your money for your sex tape and stop acting like a victim. When women claim to be taken advantage of in a sexual context to improve their public image it only serves to weaken the cases of those who were legitimately taken advantage of. You are taking women back 50 years.

The "skills" I listed for myself are quite common. So are Obama's. He's a really good talker and reader. Does that mean he's accomplished anything for the American people? No. Objectively, we're worse off than when he came into office. And again, regardless of whether you measure personal accomplishments (graduated from college) or professional (got unemployment up to 10.3%), Obama's accomplishments are again, quite common.

In fact, I'm a really good talker and reader also, yet it would be silly for me to get the award, because I'm the wrong race, and I only have roughly 3/4 of the accomplishments of Obama (maybe the community organizer and president of the United States job titles are still in my future).

In America, we have a tradition of honoring those who have accomplished unique, groundbreaking, and amazing things. We honor excellence. Those who perform above and beyond what is expected of them are compensated. Yet you seem to propose to lower the bar. Were I a homeless man whose accomplishment was that I found an unopened can of peaches in a trash can, would I be worthy of the same deification that Obama has undergone? Of course not. Yet you propose that since accomplishments can allegedly not be judged save subjectively, that our homeless friend is on the same level as Marie Curie. That, my friend, is ludicrous. You're so open-minded that your brain has fallen out of your head.

Your point seems to be this: "Tons of people have graduated college and won elections. People do it all over the world. But Obama did it while black, so he should get a prize, because young black kids can't relate to real, actual success, only color."

Doesn't that seem kind of racist to you? I think black kids, white kids, mexicans, asians, everybody, deserves good, actual role models who have accomplished amazing things. I don't subscribe to the worldview that staying out of jail is normal, but staying out of jail while black makes you a role model.

Shouldn't the way we judge success and accomplishments should be independent of color?

Going to college is about as amazing as learning to plant turnips these days, and being a community organizer is about as important as going the toilet. Obama may have accomplishments, but his negative contributions far outweigh his so-called "accomplishments," which have only benefited himself.

He's probably a really good basketball player too, but that doesn't they should give him the Larry O'Brien NBA Championship Trophy.

The only accomplishments that count in politics are those that help others. Obama doesn't have any of those. He's only hurt the country so far, making us poorer, more unemployed, and more divided. That cancels out anything positive (and I challenge you to name something) that he's done, and I'm not talking about going to graduate school.

Look, I could graduate from college this year and run for Mayor of Kennesaw, but as a politician, your accomplishments don't count until you do something for others. Obama hasn't made anyone's life better yet - in fact, many would argue that with rising unemployment, he has made many lives worse. I don't care if he got the highest score on the street fighter arcade, that has nothing to do with (a) how he's going to help the country or (b) how he's going to bring about world peace. And neither does teaching law, or being an ACORN sympathizer, or President.

All I hear are words from him, not actions. And talk is cheap. It is not an accomplishment.

Following the attacks on Pearl Harbor in 1941, at the age of 18, ____ postponed going to college and became the youngest naval aviator in the US Navy at the time. He served until the end of the war, then attended Yale University. Graduating in 1948, he moved his family to West Texas and entered the oil business, becoming a millionaire by the age of 40.

[Yougest naval aviator? Yale University? Became a millionaire by his 40th birthday? That's already more than Obama ever did, and we're just getting started.]

Nixon appointed him Ambassador to the United Nations. He was confirmed unanimously by the Senate, and served for two years, beginning in 1971. Gerald Ford, Nixon's successor, appointed ____ to be Chief of the US Liaison Office in the People's Republic of China. [China was opened to the West during Nixon's tenure]

In 1976, Ford brought _____ back to Washington to become Director of Central Intelligence. The CIA had been rocked by a series of revelations, including those based on investigations by Senator Frank Church's Committee regarding illegal and unauthorized activities by the CIA, and Bush was credited with helping to restore the agency's morale.

Between 1977 and 1979, he was a director of the Council on Foreign Relations foreign policy organization. As Vice President, _____ generally took on a low-profile while recognizing the constitutional limits of the office.

[Do you know who this is yet?]

_____ became the first Vice President to become Acting President when, on July 13, 1985, Reagan underwent surgery to remove polyps from his colon. _____ served as Acting President for approximately eight hours.

George H.W. Bush [you should know who he is by now] went on to win the presidency in a landslide, achieved a record high 89 percent approval rating, kicked Iraq out of Kuwait after they invaded, winning the war with international support and few casualties and preserving world peace, instituted NAFTA, and later appeared together with Bill Clinton in television ads in 2005, encouraging aid for victims of Hurricane Katrina and the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami.

Now that's a story. Give that man a prize. Oh, I forgot to mention that Soviet Russia fell during his watch. That's what you call an accomplishment. That's what gave us over a decade of peace in the 1990s, while our economy grew over 52 percent as a result of NAFTA.

When they start giving Nobel Peace Prizes to people who actually deserve them and not somebody whose main accomplishment is that they became president thanks to constant free advertising from the liberal media, I'll have this conversation with you again. Until then, do some reading.